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Zola en Fri, 21 Jun 2024 00:00:00 +0000 Thu, 31 Aug 2023 00:00:00 +0000 Scrooge McDuck https://duckquill.daudix.one/blog/the-quill-of-duck/ https://duckquill.daudix.one/blog/the-quill-of-duck/ <blockquote class="markdown-alert-tip"> <p>Recommended banner dimensions are 2:1 aspect ratio and 1920x960 resolution.<br /> Other sizes will also work, but will be cut off at the bottom/won’t be high enough.</p> </blockquote> <h2 id="the-what">The what?</h2> <p>This is a Duckquill post example, this post has nothing but a bunch of text and random formatting, acting like a demo.</p> <h2 id="some-info">Some info</h2> <p>Well, open this file and look at how it’s made, it includes all the essential front matter stuff.</p> <p>Now to the <em>Stanley!</em></p> <h2 id="the-stanley">The <em>Stanley</em>!</h2> <p>This is the story of a man named <em>Stanley</em>.</p> <p><em>Stanley</em> worked for a company in a big building where he was Employee <code>#427</code>.</p> <figure> <p><img src="https://duckquill.daudix.one/blog/the-quill-of-duck/the-office.webp" alt="The Office" /></p> <figcaption>The Office where Stanley works, it has yellow floor and beige walls</figcaption> </figure> <p>Employee <code>#427</code>’s job was simple: he sat at his desk in Room <code>427</code> and he pushed buttons on a keyboard.</p> <p>Orders came to him through a monitor on his desk telling him what buttons to push, how long to push them, and in what order.</p> <p>This is what Employee <code>#427</code> did every day of every month of every year, and although others may have considered it soul rending,</p> <p><em>Stanley</em> relished every moment that the orders came in, as though he had been made exactly for this job.</p> <p>And <em>Stanley</em> was happy.</p> <p>And then one day, something very peculiar happened.</p> <p>Something that would forever change <em>Stanley</em>;</p> <p>Something he would never quite forget.</p> <p>He had been at his desk for nearly an hour when he had realized not one single order had arrived on the monitor for him to follow.</p> <p>No one had shown up to give him instructions, call a meeting, or even say ‘hi’. Never in all his years at the company had this happened, this complete isolation.</p> <p>Something was very clearly wrong. Shocked, frozen solid, <em>Stanley</em> found himself unable to move for the longest time.</p> <p>But as he came to his wits and regained his senses, he got up from his desk and stepped out of his office.</p> <p>All of his co-workers were gone. What could it mean? Stanley decided to go to the meeting room; perhaps he had simply missed a memo.</p> Sun, 01 Jan 2017 00:00:00 +0000 Looong Looong Man https://duckquill.daudix.one/blog/long-long-man/ https://duckquill.daudix.one/blog/long-long-man/ <p><img src="https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/e/ed/Long_Long_Man.jpeg#end#spoiler" alt="Long Long Man" /></p> <p>Lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, consectetur adipiscing elit, sed do eiusmod tempor incididunt ut labore et dolore magnam aliquam quaerat voluptatem. Ut enim aeque doleamus animo, cum corpore dolemus, fieri tamen permagna accessio potest, si aliquod aeternum et infinitum impendere malum nobis opinemur. Quod idem licet transferre in voluptatem, ut postea.</p> <p>Ullus investigandi veri, nisi inveneris, et quaerendi defatigatio turpis est, cum esset accusata et vituperata ab Hortensio. Qui liber cum et mortem contemnit, qua qui est imbutus quietus esse numquam potest. Praeterea bona praeterita grata recordatione renovata delectant. Est.</p> <p>Ullus investigandi veri, nisi inveneris, et quaerendi defatigatio turpis est, cum esset accusata et vituperata ab Hortensio. Qui liber cum et mortem contemnit, qua qui est imbutus quietus esse numquam potest. Praeterea.</p> Sat, 03 Jan 1970 00:00:00 +0000 John Dolor https://duckquill.daudix.one/blog/dolor/ https://duckquill.daudix.one/blog/dolor/ <p>Lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, consectetur adipiscing elit, sed do eiusmod tempor incididunt ut labore et dolore magnam aliquam quaerat voluptatem. Ut enim aeque doleamus animo, cum corpore dolemus, fieri tamen permagna accessio potest, si aliquod aeternum et infinitum impendere malum nobis opinemur. Quod idem licet transferre in voluptatem, ut postea.</p> <p>Ullus investigandi veri, nisi inveneris, et quaerendi defatigatio turpis est, cum esset accusata et vituperata ab Hortensio. Qui liber cum et mortem contemnit, qua qui est imbutus quietus esse numquam potest. Praeterea bona praeterita grata recordatione renovata delectant. Est.</p> <p>Ullus investigandi veri, nisi inveneris, et quaerendi defatigatio turpis est, cum esset accusata et vituperata ab Hortensio. Qui liber cum et mortem contemnit, qua qui est imbutus quietus esse numquam potest. Praeterea.</p> Fri, 02 Jan 1970 00:00:00 +0000 John Ipsum https://duckquill.daudix.one/blog/ipsum/ https://duckquill.daudix.one/blog/ipsum/ <p>Lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, consectetur adipiscing elit, sed do eiusmod tempor incididunt ut labore et dolore magnam aliquam quaerat voluptatem. Ut enim aeque doleamus animo, cum corpore dolemus, fieri tamen permagna accessio potest, si aliquod aeternum et infinitum impendere malum nobis opinemur. Quod idem licet transferre in voluptatem, ut postea.</p> <p>Ullus investigandi veri, nisi inveneris, et quaerendi defatigatio turpis est, cum esset accusata et vituperata ab Hortensio. Qui liber cum et mortem contemnit, qua qui est imbutus quietus esse numquam potest. Praeterea bona praeterita grata recordatione renovata delectant. Est.</p> <p>Ullus investigandi veri, nisi inveneris, et quaerendi defatigatio turpis est, cum esset accusata et vituperata ab Hortensio. Qui liber cum et mortem contemnit, qua qui est imbutus quietus esse numquam potest. Praeterea.</p> Thu, 01 Jan 1970 00:00:00 +0000 John Lorem https://duckquill.daudix.one/blog/lorem/ https://duckquill.daudix.one/blog/lorem/ <p>Lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, consectetur adipiscing elit, sed do eiusmod tempor incididunt ut labore et dolore magnam aliquam quaerat voluptatem. Ut enim aeque doleamus animo, cum corpore dolemus, fieri tamen permagna accessio potest, si aliquod aeternum et infinitum impendere malum nobis opinemur. Quod idem licet transferre in voluptatem, ut postea.</p> <p>Ullus investigandi veri, nisi inveneris, et quaerendi defatigatio turpis est, cum esset accusata et vituperata ab Hortensio. Qui liber cum et mortem contemnit, qua qui est imbutus quietus esse numquam potest. Praeterea bona praeterita grata recordatione renovata delectant. Est.</p> <p>Ullus investigandi veri, nisi inveneris, et quaerendi defatigatio turpis est, cum esset accusata et vituperata ab Hortensio. Qui liber cum et mortem contemnit, qua qui est imbutus quietus esse numquam potest. Praeterea.</p>